7th
I wanted in. So I did what you might expect an over-enthusiastic suburban nitwit to do, and asked my mom to drive me to the mall to buy Ivor Horton’s 1,181-page, 4.6-pound Beginning Visual C 6. I imagined myself working montage-like through the book, smoothly accruing expertise one chapter at a time.
I remember doing this myself, except the book was SICP - Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs in 1998 or so